Thursday, 21 February 2008

Family: Part 3

My sister
- can be selfish and cruel
- is prettier than I am
- used to be one of my best friends
- rarely lets people make or see her cry
- is well-liked by almost everyone
- has always been successful and popular
- will always have more stamps in her passport
- can afford to do whatever she wants
- is frivolous and financially responsible at once
- can't say "massage" or "sausage" properly
- was awkward but grew out of it too quickly for it to count
- is illogical and irrational
- strives for housewife-hood
- will marry her current boyfriend; I will not be invited
- has been resented since birth
- skipped the last family reunion my grandmother was alive to attend
- will never be as smart as I am
- will breed WASPy children who only care about appearances
- is missed by me, but only sometimes

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